Yes this is a trip.
My Personal Stuff
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“The internet made me do it” aka. “Welcome to the dark side”
Sitting inside a starbucks “café” with my macbook drinking chai tea with soy milk…
Somebody please hit me. I can’t bare my own phonyness.
(The macbook is a) used and b) a present plus I don’t have internet access at my place that is fast enough to load stuff in this millenium. And yes I happen to be vegan too but I don’t think of it as anything like my religion.)
Still, if I saw myself through the window I’d be disguisted about that rich kid drinking effing soy chai tea and using an effing macbook to go on mother effin’ hipster tumblr.
Maybe I shouldn’t judge people because of stuff like that.
But maybe someone should just call me a phony and kick my ass.
Fact 036: I concider myself “awake” and not even a tiny bit better than everyone else.
“Awake” in a spiritual kind of way.
You get the idea by checking my sisters blog. Her tumblr shows it better than mine does.
Illuminati Pumpkin!
Sometimes I have to remind myself that other people might not laugh about the same things I do.
So I don`t go:
“…I saw a show about animals going wild and this man was bitten in the head by a crocodile n shit. Hehehe”
Akward.
Am I a bad person?
I don’t know what to do with my life. gnaaaaaaa~
This is my alter ego Elmer Grayson.
I dreamed that there was a boy who had a viper in his shoe.
He killed it by crushung it’s head with his foot.
And I’m still wondering how he avoided to get bitten.
Why are you looking at me ?!
